This only serves to make things worse...

By now, most of you know I have issues with Parcopresis and with Paruresis.

For those of you unfamiliar with these terms, let me share... (definitions from wikipedia)

Parcopresis - A psychological disorder, more accurately termed psychogenic fecal retention, whereby the sufferer is unable to defecate unless they have a certain level of privacy. The level of privacy involved varies from sufferer to sufferer. The condition has also been termed shy bowel.

Paruesis - also known as pee shyness, shy kidney, bashful bladder, stage fright, urophobia, shy phallus or shy bladder syndrome, is a type of phobia in which the sufferer is unable to urinate in the (real or imaginary) presence of others, such as in a public restroom.

Well, the other day while surfing the net, I did a google search for Parcopresis (don't ask me why...), and out of a morbid and sick sense of curiosity - I clicked on the image search...

http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=Parcopresis&btnG=Search+Images

Go ahead... Click on it.  Come back when you are done... I'll wait...

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JUST WHEN DID I BECOME THE POSTER CHILD FOR PARCOPRESIS????

7 comments:

  1. I'm sorry.
    That's the best laugh I have had in a while!

    If it is any comfort, that is not the first thing I think of when I think of you. Until now, it really wasn't even on the list.

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  2. That is hysterical! What a great way to start my day. I laughed long and hard. Thank you.

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  3. Scares me to think what search might lead googlers to my picture. This internet thing brings to light a whole new world of frightening possibilities.

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  4. It's rough being famous.

    I hope your cashing in on this notoriety.

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  5. Well at least your famous for something!

    As for me if you google my name (orlund) I had the first five spots but I think that only because what parent in their right mind would name their kid "orlund" other than my parents?

    (actually I like my name so I can't complain)

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  6. Bill's Wife2/24/09, 8:05 PM

    That is by far the funniest thing I have seen in a long time...so funny I had to comment!

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  7. Congratulations? What can I say. At least you took a good picture of yourself. By the way, you also made the front page of Paruresis as well. Take care, my friend.
    Ed

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