Our Home Town – Jordan Fire Department

First, some background. 

Jordan, Minnesota Fire Department at night

The idea for the Our Home Town series came to me one night while dropping #3 of 5 off at a friend’s house.  On my way home, I happened to be driving past our local Fire Department.  The image of the Fire Hall in the dark with it’s exterior lighting just sort of struck me.  I did a quick u-turn, got out and snapped some pictures.  Not only did I get some pictures of the building, I snapped some photos of another unique aspect of the Jordan Fire Department. (Stay tuned)

Once back in my car and heading home, I asked myself why I took those pictures.  

I thought about posting them on Facebook as some “cool photos”… But that was not quite a fit either.

Then, I started thinking about if or how I could use them here on FOF.  How would I “frame” a blogpost to use the photos?  What would the context of such a post be?  

Yup!  That was it!!

As I drove home, the creative juices began flowing.  I started thinking about what I could write about and some of the other photos I could use to highlight our local Police and Fire Departments.  Should I do one post for both the police and fire departments?  No.  I decided that two posts – one for the police department and one for the fire department would be the way to go.

As I developed the idea, the possibilities beyond Jordan’s “public safety” elements crept into my mind.  Soon, a flood of ideas began filling my mind, it was not long before the floodgates burst open – and the series “Our Home Town” spilled out!

Since the photos of the fire hall was the original catalyst for “Our Home Town”, it is only fitting that the first “Our Home Town” installment be dedicated to the Jordan Fire Department!

Enjoy!



Gear Lockers - © Jordan Independent

The Jordan Fire Department provides both Fire and Rescue services for the City of Jordan and the surrounding townships of Belle Plaine, St. Lawrence, Helena and Sand Creek.   They also provide mutual aid to other surrounding cities and townships as needed.

The Jordan Fire and and Rescue Department consists of one fire station located at 501 Varner St. N.  The fire station houses two engines, one ladder, one rescue truck, two brush trucks, one ATV, and a rescue boat.

This equipment is operated by a staff of (up to) 35 volunteer fire fighters led by Chief Steve Kochlin.  Together they respond to approximately 125 calls annually, and are dispatched by the Scott County 9-1-1 Emergency Communication Center.

(Photo above used with permission from the Jordan Independent)

One of the most intriguing things about the Jordan Fire Hall (for me) is a small garage with a large glass viewing window located just off the main fire hall.  (Bottom right in the photo below) 

Jordan Fire Department

Inside the garage is Jordan Fire Department’s historic horse drawn steam pumper.  Inside the display garage displayed in front the steam pumper is a placard that shares a little bit of history.  According to the placard, this steam pumper first arrived in Jordan in the 1880’s and was used in the fire service until it was retired in 1925.  The highlight of its career came during the September 1906 fire at C.H. Casey’s Hardware Store.  When I look at the steam pumper, I get taken back to days of old.  Days before automobiles, telephones, and electricity.  It’s a “happy place” for me!

Steam Pumper - Jordan Fire Department  Steam Pumper - Jordan Fire Department

Steam Pumper History - Jordan Fire Department

While doing researching for this post, I found very little information available about the our fire department on-line. (Heck, even the City of Jordan’s webpage does not have an official page for the Fire Department.)  What I was seeking was some historical information about the Jordan Fire Department, the C.H. Casey hardware store fire, or the historic steam pumper.

Jordan Minnesota - A Newspaper Looks at a TownWith a lack of information available on line, and limited amounts of information on the placard inside the Steam Pumper’s garage, I turned to my next source for information on Jordan’s history – the two volume set of books titled “Jordan, Minnesota – A Newspaper Looks at a Town”.

These books contain highlighted news articles from our local newspaper (The Jordan Independent).  Volume One contains newspaper articles from 1853-1900.  Volume Two contains newspaper articles from 1900-1930.  These books document some AMAZING history – including the first automobile that came to town, when electricity first arrived in Jordan, and the town’s first telephone line!

They were originally released in 1976 for the nation’s bicentennial.  I would see one floating around the city in various lobbies, waiting rooms, and at the library from time to time but it was difficult to find one for sale anywhere.  Then on the city’s sesquicentennial (150 year) anniversary, the books were re-printed and made available for public purchase again.  I JUMPED at the chance, and am now a proud owner of the set!!



Using the “Jordan, Minnesota – A Newspaper Looks at a Town” books as my source, I began my search.  I was not disappointed in what I found.  I located many articles documenting the history of the fire department – and even better, I found a number of interesting articles specifically about the C.H. Casey Hardware Store Fire – and even one that mentions the steam pumper!

Jordan Fire Department - 1887 - ©Jordan Independent

Here, you see one of the earliest photos (dated November 1887) of the Jordan Fire Department.  

An interesting article accompanied the photo above.  The article stated that due to minimal budgets, the Fire Department could not afford their own teams of horses, and to solve this problem the “town dads” are offering a cash premium to the first, second, and third man who arrived at the fire hall with a team of horses to pull their equipment to the fire scene.  All residents were welcome to participate (you did not have to be a member of the fire department).  The first to arrive would receive a $5.00 premium, the second would receive a $3.00 premium, and the third would receive a $2.00 premium – along with the opportunity of having a front row seat to the excitement of watching the fire fighters work on extinguishing the fire!

I went in search of the articles for 1906, and before long I located what I was looking for! Below (for your reading enjoyment) are copies of the articles and a few photos I was able to locate written about the C.H. Casey hardware store fire.

Note:  I love the “historical dialect” and cadence the author(s) of these articles used back in the day!  It’s so much fun to read!  I would truly enjoy going back in time and visiting Jordan in 1906!

(All articles have been used with the permission of (and my thanks to) the Jordan Independent)



C.H. Casey Hardware Store Fire  - Jordan, Minnesota - ©Jordan IndependentFire Destroys Casey Hardware
Jordan Independent
Published September 27, 1906

The proprietor had his face badly burned by the force of the explosion, but retained presence of mind enough to rush for a hand grenade and cast it into the flames.

Chas Groh, the metal worker, at once ran to give the alarm.  As soon as the firemen could get a stream of water in play, it was thrown into the cellar, but to no avail.

So quickly did the smoke and gasses from the burning oil in the cellar fill the store that C.H.Casey had barley the time to lock the safe and get out the ledger that lay on the high desk, as well as some valuable papers laying in the drawer of that desk.

He was unable to get the money out of the cash register in the center of the store, as well as some $50 of lodge money that was in his desk.   He wanted to dash in for this salvage, but a few restrained him, knowing it would be madness to venture into that infernal pit of poison smoke.

The fire was of the fiercest and most unconquerable that ever raged in Jordan.  The hardware store was a total loss.  The second Casey building, a frame structure, known as the old Erkens building, was also destroyed.

The fire siren wailed the alarm about 4pm yesterday.  By 6pm, the whole building was a mass of ruins.  The explosion occurred in the cellar, among a lot of oil barrels, and at once filled the building with poisonous gaseous smoke, black as midnight.

Living Quarters Above Store

Mr. & Mrs. Casey had their living apartments above the store, and did not save even a handkerchief.  Not even their most prized personal belongings were gotten out.

An elevator shaft reached from cellar to second floor.  Through this the smoke and gasses rolled, filling the upper rooms.  Mrs. Graham and son Frank, adjoining the store on the east, and their house burned.  The saved some household goods.

The Schaefer store and apartments on the west had heave loss from smoke and water.  Mrs. Mertens and daughter Mary, who lived in the upper rooms of the second Casey building, lost some household goods.  H. A. Engler, across the street from the Casey's, suffered the loss of his fine plate glass front from the intense heat.

There was some wind, and several shingle roofs caught fire in the next block.  But anxious watchers put out all such fires.  At one time it looked as though every building in the he block west of the Casey store would go.

Other Towns Send Assistance

Chaska, Belle Plaine and New Prague were asked to send help.

New Prague and Belle Plaine came with their equipment, and Chaska was just about to start when the flames were brought under control.  The M & St. L and Omaha railroads transported their equipment on special trains, free.

Losses were well covered by insurance, excepting C.H. Casey, who, after receiving all his insurance, will be financial loser by several thousand dollars.

Chas. Groh, John Schaefer and Werner Nolden deserve great praise for getting away 25 lbs of dynamite and 100 lbs of powder, in an outside magazine.  Most of the material in the metal shop was saved.



C.H.’s Shaving Mug Salvaged from Fire
Jordan Independent
Published October 4, 1906

Al Ricklick and crew have the debris cleaned up in the cellar of the late C.H. Casey store.

Some articles were rescued from the piles of brick and twisted iron, most of which will have to go to the junk dealer.

There are a few steel ranges that would make good camp or summer kitchen stoves.

Freaks of the fire have not been wanting.  Down in the debris, workers found a couple of frail china dishes that came through almost unscathed, after falling 12 feet and lodging under hundreds of pounds of heavy brick and iron, and being through all the heat.

C.H.’s shaving mug, that had reposed in a dresser drawer upstairs, was found almost uninjured.

One sad feature of the conflagration was the death of C.H.’s hunting dog Tony.  The faithful animal was somewhere in the store building when the explosion happened, and was never seen again.



Sewing Bee for Fire Victims
Jordan Independent
Published October 4, 1906

A neighborly social function occurred last Saturday afternoon.

Mrs. C.H. Casey’s clothing have been destroyed in the fire, a large company of ladies gathered at the home of Mrs. John E. Casey and surprised her at a sewing and quilting bee.

The entire house was filled with busy seamstresses all afternoon, five sewing machines constantly whirring and the swift needles and nimble fingers accomplishing a great deal.

Those present were Mmes. Burns, Casswell, Champlivear, Engler, Groh, Habegger, Hartman, Juergens, Kehrer, Lonard, McMullen, Morgan, Margaret, Mertens, Nolden, Nicolin, Orr, Phillips, Phetteplace, Ricklick, Ruppert, Celia Straight, Mary SStrait, Shultz, Schaefer, Louise Schmitt, Edna Schmitt, Sly, Kate Wolf, Lizzie Wolf, and Mattie Wood and Misses Baihly, Ley, Mertens, Schmitt and Schaefer.

A lunch of salads, coffee, cake, etc. was served at 5 o’clock.



C.H. Casey - Jordan, Minnesota - ©Jordan Independent To Our Neighbors
Letter to the Jordan Independent
Published October 4, 1906

We desire to express our thanks to our neighbors who so kindly rendered assistance during the fire yesterday.  We thank the Jordan firemen, and those from belle Plaine and New Prague.

Mr. & Mrs. C.H. Casey
(Photo of Mr. C.H. Casey)



Fire’s Aftermath
Jordan Independent
Published unknown date October, 1906

It was not until Tuesday that the last smoldering embers of the fire in C.H. Casey’s hardware building were quenched.

The fire engine remained on duty all of last Wednesday night, throwing water almost continuously.  But burning embers in masses of brick from the fallen walls continued to smoke until Tuesday.

The destruction of the fire was terribly complete.  Most of the brick from the walls lies in the big basement, which ran the entire length of the structure.

The frame building to the west, formerly Erkens clothing store, later used as Casey’s metal worker’s shop, was likewise destroyed.

It looked at one time as though no power on earth could save Frank Pekarna’s meat market and Tony Waclavek’s shoe shop.  But the fire was curbed before it reached them.

Handsomest Business Building

The Casey store was by unanimous verdict Jordan’s handsomest business building.  In fact, it was known far and wide as the very best country hardware store in southern Minnesota.

A stock commensurate to the building was carried at all times.  There was nothing in the hardware line you couldn’t find at Casey’s.

The building was built in 1901 and occupied for five years.  It fronted on both Water St. and 1st St.  Facing each street was a beautiful plate glass front, 33 feet wide.  It was two stories high, with lofty ceilings.  The interior was finely finished and appointed.  All the counters, cabinets, etc were solid quarter sawed oak.

Lost Store but Found Neighbors

Mr. & Mrs. Casey have lost their home and store, but they have found their good neighbors.  Every expression of sympathy and assistance has been theirs.

C.H.’s face has been swathed in bandages.  His eyebrows and eyelashes were burned away by the explosion, and a considerable portion of the skin on his face was burned off also.

In a sense, however, he was luck, as the surgeon finding there will be no permanent traces of the face injuries.

It is the irony of fate that Casey has always taken extra precautions in the matter of explosives and inflammables.  All his powder, dynamite, gasoline, and kerosene were kept outside.  Only machine oils, greases, linseed oil and roof paints were stored in the cellar, well guarded.

A roof paint, guaranteed fireproof, was the cause of the explosion.

C.H. and the metal worker, Chas Groh were getting some out of a barrel.  The former lighted a match to see if it was all taken out, and the exposition occurred.

The insurance policies aggregate $16,300.  It is but a question of the time until the insurance will be paid.  But the proprietor is still a heavy loser.

He intends to resume business here soon.  It would be impossible to rebuild this fall, so he will open up at once in the old Mammoth Store.



As I flipped through the historical books, it became obvious that the Jordan Fire Department has had and will continue to develop a deep and lasting history.  I could have spend hours delving into it, documenting countless historical events that help shape the Jordan Fire Department into what it is today - but in the end, I need to remember that I am not compiling a full and comprehensive history of the Fire Department.  I am only trying to highlight some of the unique, interesting and wonderful things about life here in “Our Home Town” – Jordan, Minnesota!  The Jordan Fire Department is one of those things!

Before I finish this post, allow me to bring you back – more than a century later – to June 2009.  Here are a few photos of a the Jordan Fire Department “in action” during a more recent fire in our town!  You can read more about this fire (and see even more photos) HERE!   

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I also want to give many thanks to the Jordan Independent and it’s Editor Mathias Baden for permission to share some of the rich history you have seen here!

Feel free to “Like” the Jordan Fire Department’s Facebook Page (located HERE) or the Jordan Independent’s Facebook Page (located HERE) if you wish!

Kindle - A One Year Update

One year ago I wrote a blogpost about how I Used To Read, and how I had hoped that our decision to acquire “a couple of Kindles for E-Reading” would have a positive influence on my lack of reading.  I stated in that post that I was lucky if I read a novel a year – and after some deeper reflection I realized that this was greatly underestimated.  I was actually lucky if I read one novel every FIVE years!

Well, it’s been one year since we picked up the Kindles. 

I thought it would be a great idea to post an update.


At first, I was totally in love!  The Kindle went with me to work, to the kids’ sports practices, anywhere I may have some down time.  I located a number of sources for free content, and was filling my Kindle with copious amounts of reading material.  My favorite source??  “Pixel of Ink”.

Like with any gadget the infatuation period will eventually come to an end.  The Kindle was no different in some ways, yet in other ways it was VERY different! 

I am happy to report that I still carry my Kindle with me quite frequently.  Several times a week.  Maybe not as often as I did when it was brand new, but it still comes with me often!  Another great thing that has not changed about being a Kindle owner is the free content.  Almost every day I check a number of websites that distribute lists of Kindle books that have been reduced in price, or are (temporarily) free! 

So, that leads me up to today.    What exactly have I accomplished with my “Kindle Time” (as I like to call it) in the year since the Kindles entered our lives? 

I am very pleased to report that in the past twelve months I have completed TWELVE novels.  That’s an average of one novel a month!!  Much better than the one novel every SIXTY months that comprised my pre-Kindle average!

Currently, I have 115 novels on my Kindle (and that number grows by one or two a week!).  Only two of the 115 have cost me anything.  Those two books were both on sale for less than three dollars. 

I have even delved into the world of borrowing Kindle books from our County Library System!!   

My thoughts on the Kindle one year later?  I feel NO buyers remorse for having bought them.  This may not always be true of every gadget I purchase, but the Kindles have been a wise investment.  (Even the Mother of Five agrees!)  They have (and continue to) prove their value for the both of us!

Here’s another interesting tidbit…  I was quite impressed and inspired by another dad-blogger’s idea. 

Backside of Forty compiled a Reading List dating back to 2008!  I was so inspired by his list that I created a Kindle Reading List of my own!  It is now a regular component of The Life of a Father of Five.  

Some of you may have visited it, some of you may not have.  For those of you who have not (and who’s voyeuristic minds have a sick sense of needing to know and are interested in seeing what kind of books catch and hold my interest) – here is a link of the novels I completed last year (most recently completed on the top). 

My full Kindle Reading Page includes a brief description of each of the books along with the link. 

The Shut Mouth Society by James D. Best
A Hollow Dream of Summer's End by Andrew Van Wey
Dark Passage: A Paranormal Thriller by Griffin Hayes
The Winter Barbecue by Matt Cutugno
The Doll - J.C. Martin
Heaven is for Real by Todd Burpo
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs
Forsaken: A Novel of Art, Evil, and Insanity by Andrew Van Wey
The Mike Murphy Files and Other Stories by Christopher Bunn
The Black Echo by Michael Connelly
Letters from Alcatraz by Michael Esslinger
Learn Me Good by John Pearson

FOF Observation #27

The "FOF Observations" are a series of "Perpetual Posts" where I will share with you, my readers, short little observations that I have made (or will be making) on being the father of a large family. You will be able to access each of the posts in a cohesive list by clicking on the "FOF Observations" link in the "Perpetual Posts" group on the sidebar.


Tonight we grilled hamburgers for dinner.  It has been quite a while since we last used the grill and (as you can plainly see) the whole grill was iced up.  I had to “crack” it open, and scrape off the knobs to get it running again.  Here you can see the grill warming up and the ice that has partially melted from the top.
Much like our grill, it’s time I get this blog thawed out and operational again!! 
Father of Five's winter grill

Deer Hunting 2012

I was fortunate enough to be able to join Best Bud Ed up at his cabin for another deer hunt this year.

It was the last weekend of the season for this area of the state, and (for me) a last minute trip.  I left directly from work, and after a couple of stops I arrived to the cabin around 10pm. In addition to Ed, two of his nephews joined us.  It was one of his nephew’s first trip deer hunting, so Ed really took him under his wing and spent the weekend mentoring him.  We spent some time catching up around the campfire, but since “pre dawn” arrives pretty early – we all hit the sack not long after I arrived.

After a short slumber, we all got geared up and then headed out to our stands in the darkness and chill of the pre dawn hours in the northern Minnesota woods.  We walked along the trails until various “forks” in the path took us to the various deer stands.  It was not long before I found myself walking alone down an ATV trail in the darkness.  I would click on my flashlight momentarily to get a glimpse of the next reflective marker that would lead me through the woods to my stand. Father of Five in the Deerstand

About three quarters of the way to the stand, during one of those “flick on the light”  moments – I scared up the first of four deer I saw this weekend.  Actually this doe started me as much as I startled her.  I stood still as I watched as the tell tale “white tail” flick up, then bound through the woods and into the darkness.

Eventually, I made it out to the deer stand (located in the yellow circle on the map below) where I climbed up, situated myself and my gear, then nodded off until legal hunting hours.

A couple of hours into my vigil of the northern woods, I spotted another deer (the second one of the day) off in the distance walking my way along a ridge line.  It was off to my left, and quite a ways out.  I sat up, focused my attention, readied my gun, and waited.  As the deer drew closer I was able to determine that it was a doe.  I did not have a doe permit but since Minnesota allows for “party hunting” there is an option to take the doe.  That’s when I realized that I had not asked if anyone else had a doe permit – so I set my gun down and decided to simply enjoy the experience.  I watched as the deer came closer and closer, pass behind me, and then I nodded off again.

Over the next couple of hours I saw two more deer. 

The third deer crossed right in front of me, from my right to my left.  This deer was close enough that I was able to immediately identify it as a doe.  So instead of readying my gun, I whipped out my iPod and readied the video camera!  I was amazed how close this deer came to the stand.  I watched as she passed off to my right and towards the same deer trail that the first deer traveled along.  She then continued down the path behind me and out of site.

 

The fourth deer followed the same path as the third one. 

Same scenario.  I identified the deer as a doe, and grabbed my iPod.

After the forth doe passed, I decided to sit tight and wait.  With that many doe around there is a strong likelihood that there is a  buck somewhere not too far away.  Forty minutes (and no activity) later I packed up my gear and headed back to the cabin to share my experiences (and video) with the rest of the group.

Back at the cabin I also learned that Ed’s youngest nephew (the one he was mentoring this weekend) did have a doe permit.  This being his first hunt, and with the heavy doe population around the cabin, I am glad I didn’t “fill his tag” – and had high hopes he would get his first deer!!

Between the morning and evening hunts, Ed and I ran a couple of errands and stopped off for a nearby GeoCache too!  I also checked out the early ice on the lake!

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Just before sunset, we all headed back out for the evening hunt.  I took up a position at the same deer stand as I did in the morning (yellow circle in the photograph) – unfortunately, I saw no activity.

Ed and his nephew on the other hand, DID see a deer.  Not only did they see a deer, they bagged one.  It was a great lesson for Ed’s nephew – after taking the shot, and waiting patiently (as a good hunter does)they trailed the deer for a bit until it was located.  Ed taught his nephew how to field dress the deer, and they pulled it about half way back to the cabin before Ed’s older nephew and I met them.  He and I then took the deer back to the cabin while Ed and his younger nephew went back to the deer stand to collect their belongings.

Afterwards, we celebrated around the campfire!

Nephew, Best Bud EdBest Bud Ed, and Nephew

The next morning we all got up and once again headed out into the darkness and chill of pre dawn hours in the northern Minnesota woods.  This morning we switched deer stands and I headed off to the stand that Ed and his nephew took the deer from the previous evening (the blue circle on the map).  I sat and watched for any signs. 

 

After several hours the only thing that I had seen suck up on me from behind.  It was blaze orange and had a big cheesy grin on its face!

Ed had left his stand and met me at my stand.  We located the site where the deer was hit, and (for practice) tracked the path the deer ran to the site where the deer fell.  Ed and I took an off trail path (bushwhacking) through the woods locating another older site that he would like to update with a new stand.

We headed back to the cabin and helped the nephews pack u.  They were heading out a little earlier.  Once the nephews left – Ed and I once again took to the woods.  This time instead of sitting in a stand, we decided to make the HUGE loop you see in the map.  We left the cabin, walked along the trail, then went off trail and “bushwacked” our way around the swamp, to the creek, north along the creek back to the lake and then back down the trail to the cabin.  I had seen many areas of the back woods that I have never seen before. 

There were some breathtaking views!!]

Deer 2012

DeerstandThe rest of day was pretty uneventful. 

We arrived back at the cabin, and loaded up our belongings.  We packed our cars, and then headed out for the final evening hunt.  Once again, Ed took a spot at the yellow circled stand and because I left a number of items at the blue circled stand, I headed back there. 

Once sunset hit, I trudged back to the cabin, loaded up the last of the items that needed packing, and we closed up the cabin for the winter.

After a very relaxing and pleasurable weekend, it was time to say goodbye to Ed, and begin my long journey home.

Turn Your Head and Cough

Until recently, our family was on a high premium / low deductable insurance plan.  A trip to the doctor would set me back $20.00.  The problem with the plan was that the premiums were going up, up, and up.  Last year I took a serious look at the low premium / high deductable plan and after some serious consideration, we switched. 

In a nutshell, my premiums are pretty low (compared to what I was previously paying) but the exchange for that is we pay the first (roughly) five thousand dollars out of pocket.  Completely.  No co-pays, no deductions, nothing.  I pay the FULL amount of the cost of a office visit, urgent care, emergency room, or hospital visit, but thankfully we are allowed annual check ups at no out of pocket expense.  It sounds pretty ominous, but truth be told, the premiums on the other plan cost us more than the maximum out of pocket expense for the current plan.  So far, it has generally worked out for us.

Last week we received a pretty significant medical bill.  It came from our kids’ regular clinic.  The bill covered one office visit, and two check ups – so I assumed there may be some sort of error in the billing.  I talked with the Mother of Five about the various visits – and determined that we did indeed have one office visit (billed), and two check ups (non billed) – and that during one of the check ups a “procedure” was done.  This caused the one “check up” to become an “office visit”.  Considering the fact that an actual procedure was done (equipment and supplies) I was willing to pay for that but the overall bill was still too much.


I called the Medical Billing company.  They could not help but referred me to the insurance company.

I called the insurance company.  They could not help but referred me to the clinic.

I called the clinic.  The office manager could not help me but referred me to someone called a coding specialist.  The coding specialist would be given our case for review and then call us back.  Roughly a week later, the coding specialist did call me back. 

Boy oh boy did I learn a few things. 


What it boiled down to was this.  Yes, a “check up” has no out of pocket expense for the patient, UNLESS you and/or the doctor actually do or say anything other than… well… pretty much ANYTHING.

Want a no out of pocket expense check up?  Go in and keep your yap shut.  Don’t ask any questions, and don’t answer any either.   And if you have anything wrong with you for goodness sake, DO NOT BRING IT UP!  It would seem that a check-up is NOT for discussing your medical health.

The particular patient in question has had an ongoing problem with nasal congestion resulting in a number of sinus infections over the past two years.  Sinus infections that have been treated by the same physician that was doing the annual check up.  During the check up, the physician asked my wife how the sinus infections were going (remember, this was brought up by the physician).  My wife told the physician that there were still some lingering effects, but nothing significant.  The physician then prescribed one more round of meds to hopefully finally free her from what was causing the infections.  The whole interaction with the physician about the sinus infection took less that three minutes.  It was one question asked, one answer given, and one prescription re-issued.  My wife never gave it any thought before, during, or after the exam.

The coding specialist explained to me that the three minute discussion (even though initially brought up by the physician) is what resulted in a $150.00 medical bill.  The act of writing a prescription caused the physician to (and I quote) “make a decision”.  The act of making any sort of decision during a annual physical will result in that office visit getting doubled coded as the “check up” and as an “office visit”.  

Don’t forget folks… This $150.00 is on top of the amount that the insurance company is paying the clinic for the check up.  Just because there is no out of pocket expense for me does not mean the clinic is doing the check up for free.

She also went on to explain to me that it does not even have to be a “procedure”, or a “decision”.  If we even discussed anything about the patient’s health it may result in additional coding (and billing).

During my “lesson” I asked the coder how my wife could have / should have answered the physician's question that would have prevented the bill.  She had no concrete answer.  I asked her why the physician did not stop my wife from answering, or warn her that by answering that one simple question, we would be billed for an office visit.  She had no concrete answer.  I asked her if (in the future) we should simply be deceitful about our health when it comes time for the check ups.  She didn’t say no!  She told me that “I can’t tell you that’s what you should do”.

“Turn your head and cough??”  Nope.  This feels a lot less like a hernia exam and a heckuva lot more like a procto-exam.

Our Home Town – The Introduction

“Our Home Town" is a new series of articles where I will share with you some of the unique aspects of life in our small town of Jordan, Minnesota.  If you are interested, you will be able to access each of the posts in this collection by clicking the "Our Home Town" link in the "Perpetual Posts" group on the sidebar.

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Jordan, Minnesota - Our Home Town! Jordan, Minnesota.  It’s where we call home.  We quite frankly “stumbled” into the area.  We were looking to upgrade our house and were pretty much exclusively searching the Farmington / Lakeville areas for pre-existing homes.  It was during the early stages of the housing boom and my brother-in-law was working for a home builder.  On a whim we drove out to where he was building.  That just so happened to be Jordan.

I’ll be honest.  Initially the most intriguing aspect for me was seeing what we could get for our money building a new home in Jordan versus buying a pre-existing home in the Lakeville / Farmington area.  We did a little checking on the schools (noticing they had a Catholic elementary school – a HUGE plus for us) and liked what we were seeing.  After a little discussion (and “what-if’ing” on my part) we took the plunge.  While our house was being built we took many opportunities to visit the construction site and spent time getting to know our new area.

We have been in Jordan for more than 12 years (at the time I am writing this post).  I have come to know and love Jordan as “home” through that time.  From early on it felt right.  The more time I spend in Jordan, the more I love its charm and characteristics.  Jordan like any other city or town is not without its challenges, and skeletons in it’s closets.  While it may not be the perfect place, it feels like a good fit for me and my family!  I have seen many changes throughout the years.  Some for the better and some for the worse – but they all add up to give Jordan it’s unique flavor and character.

Before I delve into the unique flavors and characters of Jordan (i.e. future posts), I’ll educate you with some of the cold, hard, and raw facts.


Jordan, Minnesota (via Google Maps) The City of Jordan is made up of 2.6 square miles located 42 miles Southwest of St. Paul (the capitol of Minnesota).  It is located along the hills and bluffs of western Scott County and is nestled between Spring Lake and St. Lawrence Townships.  Jordan is just south of the Minnesota River (which is the natural boundary between Scott and Carver Counties).     

According to the US Census in 2000 (one year after we moved here) there were 3833 residents living in Jordan.  The 2010 US Census reported 5470 residents. 

Highway 169 cuts through the middle of our town.  It also meets up with Highway 9 / 282.  Highway 282 also crosses Highway 21.  There is almost a triangle of highways that cut through our town.  We have two stoplights.  One at 169 / 9 (282), and the other at the intersection of 282 / 21.

We have two rail lines that run through town.  The Chicago-Northwestern on the northern edge of town that runs along highway 169 and Minnesota Prairie Line that runs through the heart of our downtown.

One thing is certain!  We have a rich and colorful history, and a number of landmarks, destinations, shops, and amenities – both civically and privately owned.  Too many to mention in this brief introduction. 

Over the next several months – I hope to build on the “Our Home Town” series by highlighting one of the many unique and wonderful aspects of living or maybe highlighting a specific item of interest within Jordan.  

The goal is build an extensive collection of posts that share what I love about living here!

Another Midnight Release

It was one year ago (well, an year and two days) on 11-11-11 that madness broke out at midnight.  This was the release of the eagerly awaited Xbox360 game that #2 of 5 had previously reserved a copy of.  We waited in an hour long line (at 28 degrees) for his copy of Skyrim (The Elder Scrolls V).

Call_of_Duty_Black_Ops_II_Game_Cover November must be the month for video game releases (anticipated Christmas sales?) – because last night on 11-13-12 the eagerly awaited Xbox360 game Call of Duty - Black Ops II that #3 of 5 had previously reserved a copy of was scheduled for release.  Since I had done it for #2 of 5, I felt I should do it for #3 of 5 too.

I had very little sleep the night before, and had to be up by 4:45 am the next morning.  I was actually looking forward to going to bed a little early when #3 of 5 arrived home from school, and it hit me (like a ton of bricks).  Today was the day.  Tonight was the midnight release of the Call of Duty game that #3 of 5 was so eagerly awaiting.  Technically, the release date was 11-13-12 – but the “midnight release” meant that we would have to line up and wait on 11-12-12.  I was very grateful when the Mother of Five actually suggested I lay down and take a nap beforehand.

Since he was using gift cards from games he previously sold back to pay for tonight’s purchase we were pretty much stuck going to one of the larger national chain stores (Gamestop) nearby.  It’s not that I don’t like Gamestop – I actually do, but we have a similar business (HighScore) that is locally owned and half the distance away.  Their store is fun to visit, and they also have some fabulous customer service!  So I was saddened when I woke from my nap and noticed that HighScore updated their facebook page with an announcement that they would be providing free pizza and a Monster for the customers in their line.  

Black Ops 2 midnight releaseWe headed out by 9:15pm and arrived at the store at 9:30pm.  #3 of 5 paid his balance and was given his spot in line.  #10-4 (group 10, customer 4) – this made him #104 in line because each group had 10 customers.  For the next 45 minutes we lingered in the store.  I played on the new Wii U controller, Unchartered, and some Gran Turismo and browsed around the used game area.

Behind the counter were stacks and stacks of the game, in Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii platforms.  There was also the deluxe collectors edition, and the “Pièce de résistance” – The Call of Duty Black Ops “Care Package”.  (Those suitcase like objects)

 

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Throughout this year’s experience I noticed a couple of things.  One very similar, and one polar opposite from last year’s event.

Similar to last year, the crowd “demographic” remained remarkably unchanged.

- Predominantly male (while borderline crude, to call it a “sausage fest” would not be an exaggeration)
- 16-25 years old
- “I still live in my parent’s basement” (Need I say more?)
- A fair amount of acne. (Too busy gaming to worry about hygiene.)
- Goth, emo, skater, or just plain unkempt (hobo like) appearance.
- A large representation from extreme ends of the “body frame bell curve” (“emaciated” or “corpulent”)
- Black clothing (skinny jeans, trench coats, Converse All-Stars, etc)
- Body piercings
- Overly caffeinated bravado and machismo. (Not sure why, see first observation)
- Extreme braggardly, theatric and exaggerated stories, jokes, and tales told from their tremendous base of knowledge and life experiences.

But, unlike last year’s “gaming grandma”, I experienced the opposite end of the age spectrum this year.

A toddler, her “Teen Mom”, and her mother’s friend were also in the store waiting for the midnight release.  I mean a toddler?  Really??  I won’t lie.  I was, quite honestly, a little relieved when I saw them leaving around 10pm. 

I was hopeful that the little girl would soon be tucked into her own warm and cozy little bed, surrounded by her dolls and stuffed animals.  My hopes were dashed when the trio returned shortly thereafter.  It would seem that they did not head home, instead they headed to the nearby convenience store to load up on sugar and caffeine. 

 Toddler drinking Mountain Dew Toddler drinking Mountain Dew Toddler drinking Mountain Dew 

Yup folks, that is a toddler drinking sucking down her very own 20oz bottle of Mountain Dew “White Out”, just before midnight…  But don’t worry.  I overheard her mother say she got a nap earlier in the day, so it’s all ok, right?


IMG_2304Black Ops 2 midnight releaseOnce 11pm rolled around, the store staff kicked everyone out into the harsh Minnesota cold.  They helped collect and gather the “groups of 10” (#1 - #20) into a semblance of a line, and the waiting began. 

It was cold out.  Seven degrees colder than last year!  It was 21 degrees with a wind chill of 11 degrees.  Most folks were bundled up quite nicely – but others were just wearing street clothing – and even a few (at least two) were wearing SHORTS!!??!?   

Knowing I had a full hour to go yet, I (like Mountain Dew Girl’s mother) also ran to the nearby convenience store.  I filled my tank with gas, and grabbed two hot chocolates.  We enjoyed the hot chocolate as we patiently waited our turn trying to keep warm. 

I enjoyed the “people watching” factor of waiting in line.  I listed to all the caffeine fueled “smack talk” – dudes exaggerating their “skills” and “experiences” in various video games, other guys calling them out on their stores, then turning and telling a “yarn” of their own.  Listening to packs of 17-25 year old males is quite entertaining!


The time arrived.  Midnight.  The first group of ten were let in the store.  Then the next group, and the next group.  Finally, it was time for Group #10 – Our group!  #3 of 5 headed into the store, and quickly exited with his loot in hand. 

Oh yeah…  One other little “observation”.  Want to know who bought one of those “care packages” (besides the guy in the video)? 

Yup!  Mountain Dew girl’s Teen Mom did!  She dropped almost 200 bucks for the “care package”.  Want to know how I know?  Because while we were still waiting in line, she held her care package above her head and made an theatrical announcement (laughing quite unashamedly) that she would be willing to trade her (almost $200.00) “Care Package” for anyone who get her keys out of her locked car…  (sigh)

On the way home I told #3 of 5 that this was my last rodeo.  I did it for #2 of 5, and now I did it for him.  By this time next year either one or both of these boys will be drivers and they can transport and attend their their own midnight video game releases in the future!

(YEAH!!!  I’m off the hook!!)

At least I can say I have done it… Twice!

The Start of Something New (and hopefully great!)

The problem with maintaining a blog for 6+ years is that you start to run out of new and fresh ideas.  When the kids were younger there was plenty of things they did, said, and / or got into that would inspire the creativity inside me.   As the kids got older, a lot of the things they did and said had already been talked about.  Then, even a little further down the road and kids got wind that many of their antics became blog-fodder.  At this point they could (and did) voice their displeasure with my use of their lives as content – eliminating even more inspiration for “The Life of a Father of Five”.

I don’t know how, when or why I ever had the notion that as the kids got older that my life would get easier, but somewhere along the way I did.  That factoid, my dear readers, is a misnomer.  As these kids get older, it’s even more difficult to find time to dedicate to maintaining something as frivolous as a website.

It is a recipe for killing creativity.

When I do get inspired with an idea it’s pretty rare that I can take the time to begin the creative process.  When the time comes that I finally do have some time, I have lost all inspiration.  Sometimes, I have time to start a post, but never get around to finishing it, having lost interest.  I also have an “incomplete” series of posts that I am struggling (internally) with posting. 

I need / want something more.  Something a little less controversial.  Something a little more creative.  Something new, fresh, and fun!  Something to add a little “pop” to “The Life of a Father of Five”.

Recently, I was mildly inspired by a singular idea, but as I developed that idea in my mind, it began to expand.  If I do “this” post, why not do “that” post.  If I do “that” post, why not “another” post?  Ideas came to me one after the other.  In fact, the ideas came so fast, it was almost overwhelming.  The more these loosely related ideas came to mind the more I noticed the thread between them strengthened and how easy it was to “stitch” them all together!  I put the idea(s) on the back burner (see “not enough time to dedicate” above) and focused more on the concept of these posts as a series.

It’s time has come. 

I am feeling inspired again.  It is time to take that simmering pot on the back burner, move it to the front burner and start a rolling boil.  I hope to introduce to you and the world my new concept in the next few days! 

Wish me luck!    

My Faith in Humanity Was Restored... Almost

Halloween and all its associated hoopla and hype had wound down.  The Mother of Five and I had taken #4 of 5 (and her friend) along with #5 of 5 on a whirlwind tour of our neighborhood, filling their pillowcases with as much Halloween treats as they could muster to carry.  About three-fourths of the way around the neighborhood #5 of 5 had her fill, so the Mother of Five and #5 of 5 took the “short cut” home while I tagged along with #4 of 5 (and her friend) as they finished off the neighborhood.

When we arrived back at our house the Mother of Five and #5 of 5 were attending the fire bowl set up in the driveway as the treat-giveaway area.  When #4 of 5 (and her friend) arrived home, they quickly ran into the house to take a look at the loot they gathered.  #5 of 5 ran inside to join them.  The Mother of Five and I sat around the fire bowl visiting and handing out treats to the now dwindling numbers of trick-or-treaters.  After 15-20 minutes, the Mother of Five headed in.  I wanted to finish my cigar, and let the fire burn itself down a little, so I remained at the bowl handing out treats.

It was getting late now, maybe 8:30 or so (late for trick-or-treating).  There were not too many more trick-or-treaters, but that was ok.  I watched as our supply of treats dwindled down.  With only 4 more treats to give out and only one group of three on the horizon, I began packing up the chairs, putting the pumpkins back to their rightful place by our doorstep, and handing that last group of three out their treats.  I then extinguished the fire in the fire bowl and was cleaning up the last of my mess when out of the corner of my eye I noticed three young children coming out of the darkness and across my yard towards me.  The first of this group?  A young lady not more than 8 or 9 years old dressed as a princess.  She was ahead of two boys who were still just crossing into my yard when this conversation took place (actual conversation – not embellished).

FOF:  “Happy Halloween!!  Bad news though, I only have one left to give out.”
Little Girl:  “Ooo!!  I want it!!  I’ll take it!!”
FOF:  “Ok, here ya go!  (putting treat in treat bag, then turning to the two boys) Sorry guys, but ladies first, right?“

Then the little girl took off running behind me.  As she reached my patio, turned to the little boys and said…

Little Girl;  “Hey (name of little boy) do you want this?  I’ll give it to you if you do!”
FOF:  “Wow!  I am so impressed!  That has to be the nicest gesture I have seen all night!”
Little Girl:  “It’s ok.  It was pretzels.  Pretzels suck anyway.”
FOF:  (silence)
Little Girls Brother:  “No way.“

Then, the three final trick-or-treaters of the night ran off to the next house.

Hopefully they got something a little less “sucky”.

It’s Done

1968 Chrysler boatAfter a lengthy bit of trial and error, two price drops, a couple of attempted scams on Craigslist, and a “no call, no show” potential buyer – the END OF AN ERA (link to a post titled the same) has finally come to fruition. 

While I am saddened to see this little bit of our family’s history go, I am happy to report that the new owners are a truly WONDERFUL family, and I have NO DOUBTS that they and their children will soon be making memories of their own with the boat!!

Good bye boat.  Thanks for the memories!  May your enjoy many safe and enjoyable journeys with your new owners! 

Brownie Bake-Off

Boy Scout Brownie Bake-Off

 

Tonight was Boy Scout Troop 332’s second annual Brownie Bake-Off!

The boys split the troop up into three groups.  Each group was required to bake a batch of brownies and the troop (and some “adult volunteers” judged the batches for taste and presentation.

 

 

 

 


Boy Scout Brownie Bake-Off

 

Left to right:  Cheesecake Brownie, Carmel Brownie, and Double Fudge Brownie.

When the votes were tallied, the winners of the best tasting brownies were…

6 votes Double Fudge, 5 Votes Carmel, and 3 votes Cheesecake.  (My Vote was the Carmel)

Fear not Cheesecake Brownie fans!!  You won first place for presentation!

Double-Take

Tonight on my way home from work, while traveling down Highway 169 over the Minnesota River Bridge – I pulled up behind a truck pulling a fifth wheel trailer. 

Upon that trailer was one of the oddest things I have ever seen.  Three GIANT sized concrete animals…  A panda bear, some sort of hedgehog / muskrat / possum like thingie, and a much smaller unidentifiable creature.

The coloring, texture, truly massive size of these objects, and the fact that the panda was staring me down gave me the heebee-jeebees; especially when I pulled along side of them. 

Believe me, these photos do NOT do the scene justice…   

Does anyone living in or around the Twin Cites have ANY idea what these things are for or where they are headed?? 

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FOF Observation #26

The "FOF Observations" are a series of "Perpetual Posts" where I will share with you, my readers, short little observations that I have made (or will be making) on being the father of a large family. You will be able to access each of the posts in a cohesive list by clicking on the "FOF Observations" link in the "Perpetual Posts" group on the sidebar.


Digital Thermometer Today #4 of 5 was home sick.  In the middle of the day the Mother of Five called home to check in on our sick little one.  She asked if I took her temperature yet - (sounds of crickets chirping). 

Ok, ok, ok.  Once again I am out of the running for “parent of the year”.

After completing the conversation with the Mother of Five, I went a searchin’ for the thermometer, and as luck (and a little bit of Murphy’s Law) would dictate – that little thing was NOWHERE to be found.  Oh, I DID find the little clear case, but the actual thermometer was eluding me. 

I called the Mother of Five back and asked her if she knew were it was.  I tried the list of locations she provided me with no luck.  Her last resort?  Run to the store and buy another one. 

Dads… Are you out there?  Am I alone in my frustration with the phrase “just buy another one”??? 

So, here is my “Observation” for you.

 


If you are you a parent… 

If you are you going to be a parent soon… 

If you are even CONSIDERING becoming a parent one day…  

Let me make a suggestion for you…  (Consider it a tip from one dad to another)  Invest your money in whoever makes these things.  I can not even begin to count how many we have bought and lost over the years.   (No exaggeration – I bet at least ten!)   

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