As she grows older, perhaps you should introduce her to those super-cool automated machine guns like they had in Aliens. She could set them up and buh-BAAM! take out the boys as they come 'round!
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Let me know if this work. I got two of those female type children. I'm hopping to hold the boys off for a while too.
ReplyDeleteGood rule. I hope Dad gets an exception though.
ReplyDeleteI wish it was that easy.
ReplyDeleteRock on 5 of 5!
ReplyDeleteAs she grows older, perhaps you should introduce her to those super-cool automated machine guns like they had in Aliens. She could set them up and buh-BAAM! take out the boys as they come 'round!
ReplyDeleteI think the "you being too big part" might have more to do with it then your sex!
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Alas, those who protest most seem to like them a lot after all. Still, you have a year or two before you start target shooting at her suitors.
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ReplyDeleteOh how I dread the day that my Ellie starts dating!! Thank god for handguns :)
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the movie Bad Boyz 2? There is the funniest scene about a daughter going on her first date in that movie!!!